Thursday, March 20, 2008

Rev. Vince Wingo Found Dead at Age 39!

Yep.

Turns out I died.

Personally, I found the whole thing very entertaining!

The young lady doing the EEG seemed pretty nice, but I was quite startled when she said my brain-wave pattern showed ...


... Brain Dead.


"Huh?"

I opened my eyes.

... the read-out kicked back into action.

"That's odd," she said.

I closed my eyes and went deeper into level.

"Dead."

She called for back-up.

They tinkered around and then called the Department
Head.

"That's odd."

"Must be the equipment."

... that's what they said when I "blew-out" the MRI
machine the second time, too!

"Such Fun!"

So there IS a "Kahuna Plane" ... a level of mind much deeper than any other mind level ever recorded!

... a level of mind where you can move objects!

... heal instantly!

... perform miracles!

... etc.


Working from "The Kahuna Plane" ... coming in May!

--Vince

© 2008 Rev. James Vinson Wingo, DD